M-rated fanfiction with great sex scenes and a terrible plot
M-rated fanfiction with terrible sex scenes and a great plot
M-rated fanfiction with no sex scenes
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(via chill-w4ves)
Minimalist fitness
And men. Maybe some clothes and random fandoms too. I'm not sorry.
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- Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
- Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season
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- Me: *gives lecture on the concept of shipping*
- Friend: So what is Dramione?
- Me: It is unsinkable. God himself could not sink this ship.
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zwow # 2
ughhh
16:40
not sure of previous time, nor how this matches up to anybody’s
alas, the horrors of working out after not working out for a long, long time
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Zerbo kocka plus larabar. Serbian delicacy is serbian.
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Still struggling with that steak. A little bit of mashed potatoes, brocc and carrots, and green salad with a little caesar dressing. Safe to say steak is leftover to accompany eggs tomorrow. Piece of flatbread is not pictured.
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Cabbage, ground beef, cottage cheese for breakfast. And an unseen apple.
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zwow # 1
wow… you know you haven’t worked out in a while when your time is almost 4 minutes behind your personal best…
time: 21:41
10 dive bombers, 5 burpees
40 squat leg lifts (alt), 5 burpees
10 side plank lifts/side, 5 burpees
10 pistol squats / side, 5 burpees
3 rounds for time
anddd my pistol squats were half pistols
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Oh yes Coffee with cream and a coconut larabar
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Round two Steak is still not edible
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That is one sexy apple
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Mmmm breakfast and dinner. Whether or not that steak is edible is the question.
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(via forever90s)
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me in 7th grade:
OK guys this is a chain letter that I started. Please if you are a friend or if you really care for about 4.5 million people that are devastated, you will sign this. Alot of people know that me and my best friend Ana are obsessed with Cristiano Ronaldo. Today I just found out that Merche Romero(the ugly bitch who plastic surgery couldn’t even repair her face) and the gorgeous Cristiano Ronaldo(our obvious obsession) are supposedly engaged. Anout 4.5 million people hate her, not including me and Ana(some others perhaps???). PLease sign this petition and send it back to me with your name on it. Then I will send it to all of the Cristiano Ronaldo Fansites and anti merche sites so they can have a look at it. If you wish to remain anonymous just put your initials! Thanks to everyone and writing this is making me feel alot better!!!!!!!Cristiano Ronaldo Forever!!!
XXXXXX,
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The Trials and Tribulations of this Female University Student
Telling myself I’ll start eating healthy (ie Paleo) tomorrow, every day
Telling myself I’ll start a new workout regime tomorrow, every day
Telling myself I’ll finally catch up on my homework tomorrow, every day
Telling myself I’ll go to bed before midnight tomorrow, every day
Telling myself that I’ll approach a nice looking male tomorrow, every day
Telling myself I’ll dress nicer tomorrow, every day
Telling myself I’ll break my terrible fan fiction habit tomorrow, every day
Telling myself I’ll finally go out and socialize tomorrow, every day
Telling myself that I’ll appreciating myself tomorrow, every day
Telling myself I’ll put on some makeup tomorrow, every day
*Fanfiction addiction may or may not apply to others
**None of these things have happened to date. Tomorrow, I suppose.
